"We got BUMPED!"

That was Jason's reaction to a minivan rear-ending us on our way home earlier tonight. He hit us hard enough to push me into the car in front of me, even with my foot firmly on the brake. Nobody was hurt, and the minivan was the only vehicle to look like it had been in an accident. There weren't any marks or dings from my tapping of the front car, and just a couple dings on the back hatch door of our SUV. The minivan? It had to be towed. As it hit us its bumper went underneath mine, and my steel frame smashed his grill into his engine. The people in the van had to push it to get it out of the middle of the road.