Southern Baptists Reject Science!

Well, this isn't exactly news to anyone, but specifically they've voted on global warming, ignoring evidence and rejecting scientific findings.

In other news, the Chicago Field Museum will host a Darwin exhibit, countering the efforts of the Creationism amusement park, er-- "museum". Creationism makes everything so easy! How old is that old fossil? Can't be more than 6000 years old! Carbon dating? That the devil trying to trick you! Mathematicians, don't feel left out; according to the bible, pi is exactly 3!